@OctopusCaveman: Some people have this weird super power where they smell like their shampoo for hours after showering.
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@sarcasticmommy4: Took my kids out to dinner & was quickly reminded why I never take them out to dinner.
@RudeFunPillow: "WHAT DO WE WANT?" i havent decided yet "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?" i still need a few more mins with the menu you are a really terrible waiter
@djdarrellripley: Her: I'm sorry my baby keeps crying. He's got teeth coming in. Me: Well, don't worry, I'll sign for them...