@juicymorsel: Some people just lack the ability to laugh at themselves. That's where I come in.
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@froghammer: People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
@skitzoette: Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead.
@TheAlexNevil: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And I'm terrible with decisions, so I went home.