@daemonic3: Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans
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@WilliamAder: Someone tweeted today that they were "29-ish" and I didn't know you could "ish" 15 years.
@suntzufuntzu: "What if Waldo finds me first?" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. "Don't let that happen," she warns.
@BuckyIsotope: 6/6/14 Dear Diary - Today was really great. Got a job as an intern with the CIA and sent a cool tweet. 6/7/14 Dear Diary - Guantanamo sucks.