@daemonic3: Some people like instant gratification but I prefer mine brewed slowly from freshly ground gratification beans
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@rickolantern: *replaces cream in doughnuts with mayo, tries not to laugh as Frank from accounting eats one...watches, waits, frowns as Frank goes for 2nd
@HiddleDeeDee: Just cleaned out my desk. Bad news: I apparently have 1,453 Sharpies and none of them are sharp. Good news: I found the plane!
@LackOfShame: Turns out that the best way to find a flat head screw driver is to pretend to look for a phillips one.