@BackrowSeats: Some people might find a grown man talking to himself strange, & it's probably the couple sitting next to me.
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@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.
@ilovepie84: I put a message in a bottle and threw it in the Ocean. The note said "I have Tuberculosis and I coughed in this bottle"
@vineyille: It says here on your resume that you're "good at traps," could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?