@SevSnapeProf: Some people need a sympathetic pat on the head... with a hammer.
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@PimpleEye: Thanks for the Facebook invite to your wedding cheapass. Please enjoy this FarmVille mystery gift on the occasion of your marriage.
@Iwriteforcats: Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! "Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."
@deardilettante: Him: why doesn't anyone want me? Me: I want you. Him: why doesn't anyone else want me?