@10InchesPlus: Some people need Rosetta Stone for Sarcasm
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@thatUPSdude: [first date] Me: You into role playing? Her: Kinky, what do you have in mind? Me: You fake a heart attack and we get our meal for free.
@Scimommy: 90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework.
@InternetHippo: ME: Billions of bacteria live on and inside my body INTERVIEWER: I meant tell me about yourself job-wise
@sammyrhodes: Watching Dora with the kids this morning. I wish her parents would just get her an iPhone.