@10InchesPlus: Some people need Rosetta Stone for Sarcasm
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@JD_KC: The goldfish just gave me the "just flush me" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you.
@NintenDom: I named my WiFi after my last girlfriend because it's never fully connected with me. And also because I caught my neighbour using it.
@LoverOfComics94: Money doesn’t grow on trees. Your move, multinational agricultural biotechnology corporations.
@shadygrenade: "Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself." *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*