@toastymoe: Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
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@SethMacFarlane: I wish I could explain to my cat that when I sneeze it doesn't mean the world is ending.
@KKAlThani: *trips a girl and catches her* Haha looks like you're falling for me *winks* *gets slapped*