@toastymoe: Some people should be forced to carry a plant around with them, to replace the oxygen they waste.
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@Molly_Kats: YOU TWEETED 23 TIMES TODAY. RT @realDonaldTrump People ask me what I do in my free time. The answer--I don't have any.