@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
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@psybermonkey: Me: *practices best man speech while shaving in front of mirror* Driver's ed instructor: stop the car
@PetrickSara: [Married Pillow Talk] Husband: Tell me what you want. Me: I want you to fix the kitchen faucet.