@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
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@squirrel74wkgn: Not sure what's more creepy, sifting through the trash dressed like a clown at 3am...or my neighbor peeking out his window watching me.
@therealeatwood: GOD: Moses!! I COMMAND YOU TO—can you take your shoes off MOSES: What? Why G: I’m trying to keep the place nice, OK? M: It’s a mountain
@HorryPuttor: The Hogwarts teachers must have felt so stupid when their traps designed to keep Voldemort from the stone were beaten by three 11 year olds