@HeyZeus666: Some people will believe anything if you start with 'This is just between you and me'.
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@gato_fumando: i'll have a burg please [waiter looks confused] a burg. a meat frisbee. a seared bovine disc. a hamburger sandwich. a bunned beefling my man
@ThisOneSayz: First grade math makes no sense. I mean, who really buys 34 oranges and 21 apples in one day?!
@prettysadmostly: i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me? Hawaiian themed bathroom fire