@WheelTod: Some people will put ketchup on anything: one time I found a first edition of Wuthering Heights in my dad's attic & I just couldn't resist.
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@pensnparchment: Complaining “I have too many books on my TBR” • negative • overdone • false cause you can never have too many books Saying “I have enough books to carry me through the afterlife” • impressive • dramatic goth vibes • makes the afterlife sound pretty dope
@six_2_and_even: Whenever I see a flock of wild turkeys I engage them in conversation to learn of their history and oral tradition (they keep no recognizable written record). Unsurprisingly they have strong opinions about the pilgrims but reserve their greatest rancor for stuffing.