@PieChord: Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons.
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@decentbirthday: Buddha: all life is suffering Me: alright dude, chill out. they said your food would be out in ten minutes
@goldengateblond: Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs? It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.