@PieChord: Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons.
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@causticbob: What does a corpse and snow have in common? They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.
@ImABaconDonut: One day on Mercury lasts about 1,408 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
@OldUncleDaveO: I don't go back to my hometown very often because I've burned too many bridges. And also because I am wanted for bridge arson.