@yaboydil: Some say global warming is caused by an increase in greenhouse gases, but I know that's a cover up for the truth: too many hot local singles
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@EmmettScanlan: Mum: "OMG clean your room! This is MADNESS!" Me: "Madness?! NO... THIS IS SPARTA!!" *Kicks Mum*..
@Smooheed: Stop screaming! I thought you'd appreciate having someone to pass you a towel when you got out of the shower
@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction.