@Bownuggets: Some say I've "gone off the rails," or "left the reservation," or "screwed the pooch," or "mixed my metaphors," or "launched the hot dog"
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@tehviking: God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can’t even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference
@BoomBoomBetty: Selfie attempt: come hither look Selfie result: looks like I'm staring into a sandstorm
@RandiLawson: CBS Fall Line-Up: Big Bang Theory Young Sheldon Old Sheldon Ghost Sheldon CSI Sheldon Last Sheldon Standing America's Got Sheldons