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@BangMyBongo: Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time..
I say, the person who chose the spelling of, "Colonel" is the biggest liar of all time

Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time.. I say, the person who chose the spelling of, “Colonel” is the biggest liar of all time
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