@JustinSouvanna: Some tattoo artists need to just say, "no, I'm not doing this shit."
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@PoblicMenace: If using your 4yo as a remote control to fetch things makes you a bad parent, then I'm a bad parent... A bad parent with an ice cold beer.
@GrantTanaka: they say penguins mate for life, but that's bullshit cause my penguin left me first chance she had
@Playing_Dad: Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait.
@man_spach: I have a very particular set of skills, skills I acquired over a long career. Skills that - ugh hold on *covers phone* MOM I'M ON THE PHONE!