@Only_Fast_Eddie: Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.
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@Ideal_Victoria: I only have sex with the lights off to prevent having to explain some of my tattoos.
@SteveSuckington: [2 guys at open mic night] What are we gonna name our band? [from crowd] look at the one guys hair! LMFAO *they look at each other*