@Only_Fast_Eddie: Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks.
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@PajamaBen_: *cop pulls me over* Have you been drinking? No I- *water bottle now full of wine* *officer lowers shades. its Jesus* No one will believe you
@thegreatnanak: Me: I gotta find a purpose in life. Later: Blowing a feather trying to keep it in air
@IGotsSmarts: I once went to a diner and ordered a chicken salad sandwich and an egg salad sandwich to see which would come first.