@AGreaterMonster: Somebody broke into my house and stole the alarm system.
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@shadygrenade: *stands over dads casket* "Mom isn't doing well, dad." *puts hand on dad's shoulder* "You need to stop building caskets. It's creepy."
@Kid_topher: "Ride or die" seems a bit dramatic. I'm looking for a "ride or maybe go our separate ways if things aren't working out."
@Social_Mime: When I want to trim down my friend's list on FB I give my opinion and let nature do the rest.