@HockeyGoddess24: Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you.
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@mellimelle: Just because I'm Irish doesn't mean I am always drunk. It means I always want to be.
@RocketRankoon: What if the Bad News Bears literally gave you bad news? Bear 1: You're adopted Bear 2: The cancer is terminal Bear 3: This tweet ain't funny