@HockeyGoddess24: Somebody in here smells really good. I will hunt you down. I will sniff you.
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@blimeyguvnor: I got the lyrics wrong and partied like it's 1599. Now my kitchen smells like roast peacock and I can't get this horse off my couch
@behindyourback: Dear Couples Who Fight In Public, stop trying to whisper and would it kill you to include some backstory.
@MsBross: Apparently, you can only say "look at you! You got so big!" to children. Adults tend to get offended.
@thedailymarker: Men are from Mars. Women are from Venus. Gays are definitely from Saturn. You know the only planet chic enough to accessorize with a belt.