@kwirkyKerri: Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher.
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@jkrambles: It's not God I dislike, He's cool. it's certain members of his fanclub that rub me the wrong way.
@ISOremarkable: "on your left u see fred in camo, on your right is bertha, she has ridden many miles on that electric cart." If walmart had tour guides.
@Parkerlawyer: My client's (soon to be ex) wife just flipped me off in the courthouse parking lot, so yeah, I'm obviously doing my job right.