@kwirkyKerri: Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher.
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@AimeeHelene1: Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)
@bea_ker: [guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c'mon man - really? It's tough enough in this economy.
@MommaWordsIt: Bonnie said I should join the Facebook like she did. Said its good way to get in touch with friends. Lord, at my age I'd need a ouija board
@kristikat7: If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...