@michaelianblack: Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop.
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@_NinJar: Me: Whats the best thing on the menu? Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
@PAT_E_ROCK: BREAKING NEWS: Due to the horrible conditions at Sochi, the Olympics have been moved to a much safer place.. Chernobyl.
@Tmoney68: Mistletoe is my favorite Christmas tradition that sounds like a cool as shit superpower.