@michaelianblack: Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop.
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@ABKool: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would u save? Man : Off course, the tiger.. very few are left
@chimneyspotter: DAVID ATTENBOROUGH: Sadly, this male's efforts to prepare a nest for mating are all in vain [me crying on top of a half-put on fitted sheet]
@kirbys4losers: I can feel you getting distant from me; my only wish for you is that your destination is oncoming traffic.
@Steelers1972: If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made, bring me one from 2024....