@ramenfuneral: somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman
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@jenhasgreathair: Sometimes I worry that maybe I'll never have sex again then I look at OKCupid and kind of start to feel at peace with the idea.
@oigoabuya: My girlfriend is always yelling at me because I get my directions mixed up. So I packed my bags and right left away !