@ValGyorgy: Somehow I missed my turn into my driveway and ended up at the pub few blocks over
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@aguywithnolife: searching for people who think cologne is spelled colon is my favorite thing to do
@Nikkeya08: Me:*looks up from phone* Okay, it was Mr. Plum in the ballroom with the wrench. Family: M: Mom: We stopped playing that game 5 hours ago.
@duplicitron: The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it.
@danjan13: Empty out and clean a mace container. Fill with water Stare into the eyes of your enemies as you spray your own eyes and never blink