@ArrogantBB8: *somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*
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@Underchilde: A man’s got to know his limitations. Unless he’s in a relationship, then he’ll be constantly reminded.
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I’m going to save so much money on college.
@attsmcjay: I'd imagine the only thing worse then getting your period is not getting your period.