@Dawn_M_: Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card.
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@BackrowSeats: I'll sleep when I'm dead. I'll sleep tonight as well. There's also a pretty good chance I'll take a nap soon.
@StaceyShortcake: Accidentally sent a guy a ;) instead of a :), now one of us is probably pregnant.
@AGreaterMonster: Fruitcake is like marriage. It takes two things that are great on their own and mashes them together into one thing that sucks.