@Dawn_M_: Someone asked me if I'd found my soulmate and I was like lol I cant even find my debit card.
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@bigmacher: No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us.
@3sunzzz: If I owned a bar, the only food I'd serve would be warm buns and it would have a dance floor. I would name it Abundance. I am so sorry.