@my_minivan_life: Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it’s the kids.
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@abbycohenwl: Don't do anything rash - inept doctor trying to keep a skin eruption from spreading
@BlindChow: [takes e-cig from guy beside me & takes a hit] dude, your e-cig is broken GUY BESIDE ME: give me back my clarinet
@inigoomontoya: I hate when I miss the garbage truck and just have to throw trash in the neighbors hot tub again
@juliussharpe: The ending of "Romeo and Juliet" is only sad if you think two fourteen year-olds should have gotten married.