@Schmoodles: Someone at work asked if I'd listened to any good books lately, and now I've got a body to dispose of. :(
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@garrydavenport: To those of you who received a book from me as a Christmas present: just to let you know that they are due back at the library tomorrow.
@weinerdog4life: The cops said 911 was for emegencies only and not for me to report suspicious looking clouds.
@librarianfonz: "I want to take you home, pull off your jacket, run my hand down your spine and curl up with you on the couch." -- bibliophiles, to books