@norkuy: someone called Country Music "Farm Emo" and now I can't unhear that
@SoulYodeler: She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff.
@bwebster76: Removing the pots and pans quietly in the morning is the adult version of Operation.
@OctopusCavemann: [Alternate Universe Where Lassie Hated Timmy]
Ruth: Lassie, have you seen Timmy?
Lassie: *puts out cigarette* Nope
@JayCee302: Haters gonna hate, thermometers gonna thermom
@thenoahkinsey: If you didn't wanna hear "Baby smell is biology preventing the mom from eating it," you shouldn't have invited me to the baby shower, Carol!