@bingowings14: Someone claimed that their dog could retrieve a ball from up to a mile away, sounds a bit far fetched to me.
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@suzieQ0007: My Canadian 4yo just told me he wants to be Captain America if anyone wants to take a traitor off my hands.
@HatfieldAnne: Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?
@ArfMeasures: BOUNCER: No, you're not getting in, just go home ME: *slips him some money* BOUNCER: What's this? ME *whispering so my friends don't hear* thank you