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@FatherWithTwins: Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today.

I didn't do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.

Someone cut in front of me in the salad bar line today.

I didn’t do anything because anyone who wants a salad that badly terrifies me.

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