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@Merman_Melville: (Someone finally shuts off a car alarm)
Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT

(Someone finally shuts off a car alarm) 
Philip Glass: (sticks head out of apartment window above) HEY I WAS LISTENING TO THAT

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