@KimmyMonte: Someone in Australia please tell me how my hair cut turns out tomorrow.
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@BuckyIsotope: Did you know that if everyone in the U.S. donated just one pint of blood, we could pour it over the Statue of Liberty and be hella cool?
@AdamOfEarth: January 29, 1802, 2 AM: I hope this letter finds you well. Are you up? March 2: I am, good sir April 6: Would you kindly come over? May 9: K
@simoncholland: When my wife asks me to do that one thing in the bedroom that she really likes, she's talking about vacuuming.