@KimmyMonte: Someone in Australia please tell me how my hair cut turns out tomorrow.
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@pstamato: "What if something fell off your glass every time you picked it up? That'd be great." - The inventor of coasters
@OBiiieeee: My dog and I are just drivin around, listenin to music and OMG DOG DO YOU EVEN HAVE A LICENSE? PAWS AT 10 AND 2. DO NOT FOLLOW THAT SQUIRREL
@karencheee: Happy that I paid $ for a gym membership to exercise the little neuron in my brain that argues whether I should go to the gym every day
@truegritrumble: COP: Know why I pulled you over? ME: *sliding off of elephant* Zoo wants its elephant back? COP: *nodding* The zoo wants its elephant back.