@215potter: Someone just asked me to fax them my email address. Careful driving folks, these people walk amongst us...
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@Home_Halfway: WIFE: We really need to think about sticking to our monthly budget ME: *feeding my pet octopus a bag of emeralds* I agree
@Cpin42: I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume.
@LindaInDisguise: If my partner didn't want me to wear yoga pants because they make me too attractive to other men, I'd respect his wishes and take them off.
@JessObsess: Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.