@treadmilld: Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead.
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@DanteEvilCat: Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious.
@david8hughes: [fancy restaurant] Me: do you have orange cat food? Wife [whispers to waiter]: he means lasagna