@mauleePillar: Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them.
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@Tmoney68: If you didn't get called to a meeting with your 5-yr-old son's principal because he was inviting girls to his "naked party," you aren't me.
@Where__wolf: *covers kids eyes* "Hey Billy, guess who?" "Dad!" "Nope" "I knw its u dad. I know ur voice" "Its not ur dad" "Stop jking" "Ur adopted"
@A_SmartAss: I googled "where do ninjas live?" no results were found. Well played ninjas. Well played.