@mauleePillar: Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them.
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@ItsAndyRyan: *Child putting on clothes very slowly while singing* Me: You really need to hurry up – we're going to be late. *Child starts singing faster*
@zarascottio: Don't judge me for my race, don't judge me for my gender. Judge me because I've read all four of the Twilight books.
@chuuew: I'm not sure if this snake is trying to ask me a question or if he's just eaten a candy cane.