@mauleePillar: Someone just sat across from me at a table at Starbucks. They got too close to my food so I bit them.
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@WildeThingy: "I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. "The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."
@GibJimson: If you say "I knew you were going to say that" enough. You can start billing people for psychic readings.
@MikeEpps___: Niggas Dont even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram
@Vice_Queen: [Me flirting with a twenty something] Him: When last did you get lit? Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.