@juneohara65: Someone just told me to dim the lights and called it a beauty tip.
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@causticbob: I walked a girl home last night, and things got a little awkward at one point. She turned around and found out I was walking her home.
@Sarcasticsapien: Most Trump supporters favorite Disney character is the hunter who shot Bambi's mom and we all know it.
@DothTheDoth: Dear diary, although he was a malevolent killer, the headless horseman was really well dressed. My emotions about this are confusing.