@NotARatsAss: My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it.

@Brampersandon_: I have a very particular set of skills *puts down phone* *sounds of a struggle* *yells* Ok you can't see this but I'm totally doing the worm

@RidiculousSheri: The restaurant scene from When Harry Met Sally, but just me getting a pat down from airport security.

@MissMalbec: - Are you upset? Typing... Typing... Typing... Typing... - No.

@Petote: Get in the van! me?...*winks* OK, It will be unpleasant, but worth it- hey! Where are you going?! *jogs after van*