SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

@DrakeBell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco"

@UncleDuke1969: Yes! Great! Bravo! Hurrah! Yippee! Cheers! Hooray! Rah Rah! Woo Hoo! Whoopee! Awesome! - Excerpt from "Fifty Shades of Yay!"

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@Tharin_P: If she likes old school hip-hop, she probably wants the D12.

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@BeagirlNJ: Don't kid yourself vegans. If a cow got the chance he'd eat you and everyone you know

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@imadepoopstoday: A better name for the Pope mobile would be a 'Christler'.

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