SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP -Ma’am, that’s a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks. ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

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@radtoria: SOMEONE LEFT THEIR DOGS IN THE CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP
-Ma'am, that's a pack of Ballpark All-Beef Franks.
ITS 500 DEGREES IN THERE

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