@Glove_Monkey: Someone once told me "If you love something, set it free". I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AbbyHasIssues: "Well-behaved women seldom make history," I whisper as I don't wait the full ten minutes for the oven to preheat.
@simoncholland: You can just start calling yourself an olympic hopeful. You don't have to fill out a form or anything.