@RobDenBleyker: Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is "I look fantastic in large hats."
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@daemonic3: ME: *reads mac & cheese box* Stir cheese sauce every 5m to keep creamy [4yrs later] ME: *still stirring every 5m* Please.. I have a family
@Phantasmagoriax: If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral.
@SamGrittner: If you could have dinner with any person, living or dead what Arby's would you go to?