@RobDenBleyker: Someone please help me with my pope resume, so far all I have is "I look fantastic in large hats."
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@theDanLawler: A couple drops of super glue on your fingers and you wont pay attention to any other thing on the planet for three hours.
@PimpleEye: It's not that I don't like drinking, it's just I find that my aim when throwing bottles in your face is allot more accurate when I'm sober.
@joeldanger: Stupid people who suddenly make a smart decision have no idea how confusing that is for the rest of us.