@KeepsItRustic: Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time.
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@SteveDutzy: Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's
@daemonic3: [CSI at Starbucks] "Ma'am you've been robbed. Suspect is at large." Barista: At what? "At large" At what? "At venti?" OMG HOW AWFUL!!!
@zachreinert03: Any dance can be a no pants dance. In fact, might be a fun way to bring back the Macarena