@causticbob: Someone recently asked me, "What blood type are you?"..
I said , "The red runny type".
@cogentanalysis: I like my men like I like my coffee: encouraging my bowel movements
@DanMentos: dispatch: we have a home invasion robbery in progress on the far side of the lake
rowboat cop: *grabs oar* I'll be there in 6 hours
"Are we having seafood for dinner?"
"I heard Dad on the phone."
"He said that he picked up a case of crabs."
@Cpin42: Realizing his terrible mistake, Judas bitterly hurled his half-eaten Klondike bar into the sea.
@SteveSuckington: First date:
[ok, don't let her know you're a cop]
Her: do you come here often?
Me: *shoots unarmed black teen*