@blondecalamity: Someone should have warned me, that when you have kids, they talk to you, like, ALL. THE. TIME.
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@petemandik: My first sexual experience occurred in the early 1800s when I was erotically swallowed by a whale.
@knot_eye: "Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..." - condescending con descending
@honeybadgerMel: Yes... I retweet. Isn't that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that's your fault...