@funnyordie: Someone should probably go check on Steve.
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@FabMommy29: If you wear oversized sweats to the grocery store, and an attractive man smiles at you, is it a flirty smile or a pity smile?
@PwrFulWmn: You attract more men when you smell like butter, sautéed ham and onions than any expensive perfume.
@TheBoydP: If it's so good why can't I find a single car wash that carries the Brazilian wax thingy you guys keep tweeting about?
@KKAlThani: The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit.