Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.

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@noogscorner: Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week.

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@johnbiehl: Alien: why should I not blow up this planet? Human: we are an advanced species A: how do you travel? H: we light old dinosaurs on fire

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@JoshontheGo: If I said I was the king of the jungle, I'd be lion to you.

@cheeky__gal: I've finally decided to do something about my weight ... lie.

@InternetHippo: JESUS: I am the way, the truth, and the life ME: This guy is definitely an only child

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@wolfpupy: ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about

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