@juliussharpe: Someone tell my kid that if I wanted to hear high-pitched shrieking all night, I would have become a murderer.
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@5hael: Thanks for saying 'on your mobile' in your bio, for a moment I thought you might be tweeting like me, from a calculator in the psych ward
@Michael1979: Therapist: Your relationships fail due to your selfishness *I slip him a twenty* T: They fail because you're great & everyone else is awful
@QuietPsycho: When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid.....
@zero3_benz: You ever notice that the most dangerous thing about marijuana is getting caught with it?