@envydatropic: Someone told me I was "good people" and I replied "OMG you can hear them too?"
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@Green_EyedMama: Watch Forrest Gump *feel inspired *toss orthotics out, go for jog *1/2 block later, keel over and die next to shit happens bumper sticker
@TeaPartyCat: BREAKING: Hillary Clinton concedes election to Donald Trump, saying “I just can’t see how I can win after Scott Baio endorsed Trump.”
@MindyFurano: Juicing changed my life. I went from being overweight, to being overweight and owning a juicer.