@envydatropic: Someone told me I was "good people" and I replied "OMG you can hear them too?"
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@RyDoon: Biggest fears: 4. Dancing in public 3. Spiders 2. Forgetting names 1. Dancing in public with spiders who's names I forget
@TheTweetOfGod: Confession: the entire time when I was forming the earth, I was using asteroids.
@joekjoek: How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret "numbers" to the hygienist