@RdrJay47: If you offer me celery I'll use it as it was originally intended, to beat you with.

@TheTalkingPipe: Make a friend today. Give a complete stranger a big, long hug. If they happen to get mad, tell the police a guy on twitter said you could.

@stacetoned: If you feel like someone is playing mind games with you, they totally are and you should kill them before they kill you.

@TheRolo: I ran out of coffee this morning, beer seemed like an acceptable replacement. Everyone is so pretty today.

@imteddybless: something that I miss about being a child is people asking me what my favourite shape is. adults don't do this.it's a rhombus. u don't care