Funny Tweeter

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@Fingers_of_Fury: Someone tweets "pizza," I want pizza.
Someone tweets "donut," I want a donut.
Someone tweets "kale," I want pizza and a donut.

Someone tweets “pizza,” I want pizza.
Someone tweets “donut,” I want a donut.
Someone tweets “kale,” I want pizza and a donut.

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