@thesulk: "Something in the way she moos / attracts me like no udder lover"
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@CloydRivers: Camo is proper for any occasion. It's good for drinkin' beers, huntin' deers and scarin' queers. Merica.
@PyrBliss: I'm no mathementientist, but I should probably go to bed because it's 4AM and I'm making up words again.
@iwearaonesie: [on the phone] wife: My mom tripped over the dog me: Is she ok? wife: Yeah me: Can I talk to her? wife: Sure *calls for the dog*
@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.