@thesulk: "Something in the way she moos / attracts me like no udder lover"
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@juliussharpe: SiriusXM is broadcasting NASCAR because there's nothing more exciting than listening to people drive.
@OneFunnyMummy: I don't know why friends and family keep getting pregnant when I have two kids right here they can have.
@AnkCoupleTO: Cute Internet Girl: This guy is pretty funny, I think I'll fol- Me: *Human Cannonballs my way into her living room* HELLO!