@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
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@CruisinSoozan: I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
@ManJuggs: I like to throw a fake punch at a hooker's crotch. If she flinches, I know it's a dude.
@ArfMeasures: COP: There's been a murder BATMAN: I won't rest until I avenge them C: It's outside of Gotham B: Actually I have got a lot on at the moment
@moose_chocolate: Fox has cancelled American Idol. From Now on, if I want to listen to bad music, I'll have to listen to Pitbull just like everyone else.