@jimmy_sharpe: Something just came up on my computer asking if I trusted it, and now we're running away to start a new life together.
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@AddledPixie: Oh my god, my jeans fit! All I have to do is not sit down, not walk, and not breathe. I totally got this.
@dlsims01: A woman always gets the last word in an argument, because anything a man says after that is the first words in a new argument.