@envydatropic: Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now
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@shiksaaa: My boyfriend said he had a Catwoman fantasy. I must have misunderstood because we both wore leather cat suits to bed last night. Awkward.
@LindaInDisguise: The worst walk of shame is the one back onto the crowded elevator after getting out on the wrong floor.
@mishakey: I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real.