@envydatropic: Something touched my leg while in the ocean and apparently I can walk on water now
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@dril: if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's
@mydaughtersarmy: The horror and trauma of explaining homosexuality to a child, as told by an internet mom.
@causticbob: GF: "I'm telling you now! Size does not matter, it doesn't make you any less important." BF: "Yeah? Well explain that to Pluto."