@ibid78: "Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.
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@69hunna: How to sex: Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button Girl: sure Girl: that's not my belly button Boy: that's not my finger
@KevinFarzad: I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball
@Wine_Charmer: [lying in front of the fire] 11: Do you think she's asleep or dead? 9: *throws toy, 2 massive dogs pounce on me* Me: *screams* 9: Asleep