@ibid78: "Something's wrong. He's never walked this far before."- what my shoes would say if you walked a mile in them.
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@dafloydsta: [first date] HER: I really like you ME: I like you too HER: So did you bring protection? ME: *gesturing to my bodyguard* Yeah, this is Tony
@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."
@ANastyGorilla: If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were both drowning and you could only save one, would you grab a bite to eat or finish mowing the lawn?